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Definitely Not a Russian Spy Funny Trench Coat Halloween Tote Bag

Definitely Not a Russian Spy Funny Trench Coat Halloween Tote Bag

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  • Features bold distressed text reading “Definitely Not a Russian Spy” in high-contrast style. Includes a cartoon silhouette of a secretive figure in trench coat, wide-brim hat, and spy glasses. Great for Halloween or other fun events.
  • Red stars reflected in sunglasses and subtle briefcase icon hint at tongue-in-cheek espionage. Crisp vector-style linework and compact composition ideal for transparent background use. A clever Cold War-inspired parody with a modern satirical twist.
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


Inject a dose of mischievous mystery into your style with this clever and cheeky illustration built to raise eyebrows and spark laughter. Great for Halloween or other fun events. At the heart of this satirical design is the bold declaration, “Definitely Not a Russian Spy,” rendered in large, distressed all-caps lettering that immediately grabs attention. Behind the phrase, a trench-coated figure lurks in classic noir fashion face shadowed under a wide-brimmed hat, sunglasses gleaming with red star reflections that betray just a hint of suspicious allegiance. This shadowy cartoon character stands confidently with hands in pockets, posture cool and calculated. Accents such as a discreetly placed briefcase stamped with a red hammer and sickle and a visible coded document tucked into the coat pocket deepen the comic narrative without overpowering the clean aesthetic. Every element is carefully composed with crisp vector lines and a minimalist color palette of black, white, and red to ensure the artwork pops with clarity and charm. Designed for ultimate versatility, this piece is optimized for transparent background use, making it perfect for digital displays, mockups, or products that demand bold, stand-alone visuals. Whether you're a fan of spy thrillers, Cold War humor, or ironic graphic statements, this design delivers classic cloak-and-dagger parody with a modern smirk. A stylish wink to the undercover agent in all of us.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ May 19, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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